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3/20/2019

WE STILL TOUR: THIS FLAT EARTH!!!!!!!

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We heard the west coast of The United States claim their doubt towards the truth of our flat Earth. Being kinda, generous, and loving people we decided to do a tour to show them the good news as well.

With any luck The Good News will not fall upon deaf ears and the west coast too will shout with joy "The Earth's Flat!"
To commemorate this joyous occasion we've put together a blessed video of our troupe resounding one of our other important messages. We're All Gonna Die.

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9/19/2018

TJ Gruber: The Science Duder and updated Tour dates

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We managed to convince our local Public Access TV stations in the area to play some alternative programming. TJ Gruber: The Science Duder, specializes in teaching kids, and bands, about the Flat Earth Model. We find it incredibly useful for bands, and families, going on the road and touring this fantastic country.

​Because of our Public Access phenomenon we were able to secure even more tour dates for educational purposes! We look forward to the time we will have on the road to bond, teach, and celebrate OUR FLAT EARTH!!!
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8/24/2018

Hans Gruber and the Die Hards tour: THIS FLAT EARTH

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Greetings citizens of this great planet! Coming to a town near you, Hans Gruber and the Die Hards tour THIS FLAT EARTH!
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​Also we are stoked and honored to be a part of THE FEST 17 this year!  The lineup is looking awesome and can't wait to hang out and see all of the other amazing bands!  You can catch our set which is free for both FEST attendees and the general public at:

FRIDAY OCTOBER 26
4:50 PM
MOTHER’S PUB FEST 17 HAPPIEST HOUR PARTY TIME
1017 W UNIVERSITY AVE, GAINESVILLE, FL
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4/24/2018

Howlin music video and new Tour Dates!

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Stop the presses! Hans Gruber and the Die Hards have a new music video!  We have decided to fast forward to the part of our career where we decide to start making kid's albums.  So far Disney has not given us any of that Scrooge McDuck coin, but we think our new film which critics have been calling a "delightful romp with fine production values" speaks for itself.
Also excited to announce some new tour dates- Where will you be when we come!?

MAY 30 - Dallas, TX
MAY 31 - Fayetteville, AR
JUNE 1 - St Louis, MO
JUNE 2 - Chicago, IL
JUNE 3 - Madison, WI
JUNE 5 - Milwaukee, WI
JUNE 7 - Kansas City, MO
JUNE 8 - Oklahoma City, OK
JUNE 9 - Tulsa, OK
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4/8/2018

New recordings!

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Well that's a wrap!  Finished up all the recording for some new songs last night!  We had a great time working with Drew Leclair (he's going to fix everything in post) and now we begin the mixing/mastering/distracting-ourselves-from-existential-angst process. We went all out with this one, adding some more horns and other exotic instruments like "cowbell" and "old-timey piano"

30 second song. Nuff said. #punk #reallifewalterwhite #recording

A post shared by Hans Gruber and the Die Hards (@hansgruberandthediehards) on Mar 24, 2018 at 3:27pm PDT

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3/8/2018

Lunartini - Music Video

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​Hans Gruber and The Die Hards new music video is a testament to both their love of Bill Murray and taking senior citizens to the moon to go shopping.  An homage to the long lost Tom Schiller film Nothing Lasts Forever, it proves that no matter how obscure the reference Hans Gruber and The Die Hards will write a song about it. So kick back. Relax. And enjoy a Lunartini because in the words of Bill Murray, "YOU'RE DARN TOOTING NOTHING LASTS FOREVER!"

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3/2/2018

Hans Gruber and the Die Hards added to official SXSW showcase

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That's right!  Excited to announce that we've been added to the official 2018 SXSW lineup!  We'll be playing the showcase at 720 club on Tuesday 03/13 at 8:00 PM.

"Being our first SXSW appearance I would expect a spiritual awakening for all present as the world comes to an end, or at least a mosh pit conga line."
-Hans

DATE: TUESDAY 3/13/2018
VENUE: 720 Club Patio
720 Red River St, Austin Tx 78701

https://schedule.sxsw.com/2018/artists/19263

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1/10/2018

Safehouse Session Live Stream

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UPDATE: Here's a recap of the whole episode if you missed it live:
www.twitch.tv/videos/219999534

Well hello there Gruberites, we hope you're 2018 is off to a great start!  Our first show of the new year will be broadcast live throughout the interwebs next week Wednesday 1/17  at 8 PM, along with some other great Austin bands!  Check it out:
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Streaming live online at Twitch.tv/safehouse

Safehouse Session #49
11PM: Sniper 66
10PM: Already Dead
9PM: Threes Away
8PM: Hans Gruber and the Die Hards
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About Safehouse:​
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Safehouse is a project centered around supporting musicians and sharing the joy of music with as many people as possible. We want to put the bands that we love in front of our friends and anyone else who wants to find some great new music. Most of these bands are independent, unsigned, and working hard to be able to keep writing and performing their music. Thank you for watching, and we hope you have a good time.
Got feedback? Ideas? Want to be a part of next show?
Contact us at: safehouseAustin@gmail.com

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11/3/2017

Shows Shows Shows!

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​Greetings Gruberites!  We are finishing up this year with some exciting shows, and if you aren't already sick of us, a wise man named Yoda once said, "You will be... you will be"
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Friday NOV 3 - Sidewinder
Excited to be playing with Scott Reynolds- All, The Pavers, what else needs to be said!  Also Tim Hampshire all the way from Australia who just played Fest, and the Butts!

Saturday NOV 4 - TXRD @Austin Convention Center
That's right, we'll be playing for the Texas Roller Derby! Come and watch the Putas Del Fuego and Cherry Bombs battle it out at the 2017 Calvello Cup Championship

Wednesday NOV 8 - Kickbutt Coffee
Playing with pretty badass glam punk band from Brooklyn I'm excited to check out called J and the 9s as well as our homies The Awful Lot.

Tour w/ Boss' Daughter
And last but not least, we'll be joining Boss' Daughter once again as they make their way through Texas and we couldn't be more excited! (we should really make this an annual tradition):

NOV 14 - Dallas, TX
NOV 15 - Houston, TX
NOV 16 - Austin, TX
NOV 17 - Lubbock, TX
NOV 18 - Albuquerque, NM

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10/18/2017

For Santa Rosa Comp - a punk rock charity compilation

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Check out this amazing comp from Dodgeball Records! We are happy to be a part of this cause and 100% of the proceeds will go towards helping those in Santa Rosa affected by the recent fires in California:
​"So, our For Santa Rosa Compilation is now available… All money to benefit the community of Santa Rosa, CA.
Featuring familiar, new, live, acoustic and rare tracks for some great bands like…
88 Fingers Louie, The Dopamines, Smoking Popes, Direct Hit!, Avenues, Showoff, Off With Their Heads, Horace Pinker, Decent Criminal, Sciatic Nerve, ODD ROBOT, Turnspit, Dan Vapid And The Cheats, Western Settings, AM Taxi and SO MUCH MORE!!!"

https://www.dodgeballrecords.com/for-santa-rosa-compilation-is-now-available/

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     New Album Available now!

    #atxpunk #sidewinder #hgdh #hansgruber #sepiaispunkrock

    A post shared by Hans Emanuelson (@hansgruberandthediehards) on Apr 10, 2017 at 10:59am PDT

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